Sir Johnson 

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.

Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.

Sir Johnson by Tatiana Smith December 21, 2008

Floppy Johnson 

When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick

I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night

Floppy Johnson by El Muchador April 25, 2010

MINI JOHNSON 

A LARGE CLITORIS. CALLED A MINI JOHNSON IN THAT IT RESEMBLES A SMALL PENIS.

I REACHED MY HAND DOWN REBECCA'S PANTS AND COULD SWEAR SHE HAD A MINI JOHNSON...HER CLIT WAS HUGE!

MINI JOHNSON by DR. BLAQ July 20, 2010

billy johnson 

slang for "blow job"

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!

billy johnson by Reba johnson February 1, 2017

Erika Johnson 

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.

She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.

Erika Johnson by Really sick bro January 6, 2018

Payton Johnson 

Is fortnite goddess

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!

Payton Johnson by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018

Philip Johnson 

Someone who looks like a cactus and is super homo. no one likes him and wants to kick his ass.

Ew, I hate Philip Johnson!

Philip Johnson by kms.01 June 4, 2018