plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Korean nose job

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick

Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that

by Chinkdinktinipink November 9, 2019

Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019

Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis

Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay

by joelefty April 5, 2019

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019