bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

Bean

A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.

Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans

by JoeGreen November 26, 2018

Bean

Being a bean is not only a term used to describe someone being a dick or asshole, it's also a lifestyle. Being a bean means a lot of things, for example "Ronan" says that he is going to hang out with his friends but, he decides to be a BEAN and stay inside. Being a bean is something you don't want to be, as it makes you well, a bean. Bean can also be used in the sense of being "beany" where someone is acting like a bean making them beany.

Person 1: Are you coming gym after school?
Person 2: Nah bro I have to wait for the new Carti drop.
Person 1: Don't be a bean man!

by VRonUrban February 26, 2025

Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

Ginger Bean

This is a term for the local ginger living at 16 Dudley hill, he tells the curry-men to get out as they ring the doorbell and smash Lisa Bennett.

This word is offensive to the ginger as he gets his fans straight off! What a Strange Guy indeed...He also yells at random footballers to get out of his fridge, oven, window and many more. Ginger muppet can't seem to look a the camera properly.

Also Steven Bennett should unblock me on TikTok.

Your a ginger bean, mate!

by WEEYYYY February 14, 2023

Beans n rice

A racist way to say mexicans and asians
(you are not innocent)

Beans n rice

by The immigrant February 16, 2019