by ECPcuh July 23, 2018

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
by Gayaura September 15, 2021

A girl or a guy (don't be sexist) that is always there yano ?you do stupid stuff together you plan your stupid futures. And they're the kind of people who never leave your side . They go through your emo phases ,your depression ,axinety but most importantly the happiness .You and your brother will make so many memories that you'll regret when your 80 , but who cares, yeah I did this for my brother HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER XXXX
by NataliaB*tch May 6, 2018

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by Hairbrushmayo March 16, 2022
