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banana king

the idiot that eats the banana
dude we went to the banana show.. DAMONS THE NEW BANANA KING!!!!!
by thatguyroach April 18, 2010
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King's Shilling

Noun.

Historical definition:

During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.

Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.

Modern Usage

Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage

"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"

Modern Usage:

"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"

OR

"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"

OR

"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
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King

Darrel: "My Girlfriend cheated on me with my

brother"
Jared: "Keep you head up King"

Other

"Hey king"

"Omg king energy"
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Caps Lock King

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018
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Glorious king waitmathrandom

The best human being alive. A great friend and will always be there for you. Typically found on discord,waitmathrandom is a legendary being.
Example 1 :Wow! I love Glorious king waitmathrandom! I love how kind he is and hes a nice friend.

Example 2: Glorious king waitmathrandom is so kind cool and awesome! We all love him and he is an amazing person

Example 3:I wish i could meet Glorious king waitmathrandom on discord....
by mathglazer March 23, 2025
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Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.
Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass
by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018
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king Norcalius

King Norcalius: King of Norcalia and High King of Caladonia. Slayer of trolls, defender of the realm, hero of the first great troll war; your protector here in the retched streamland called Twitch.
Did you see the troll King Norcalius slayed yesterday? He’s so badass
by The Grand LoreMaster December 4, 2021
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