man-o-lantern

A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.

The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and didnt finish it; he looked like a man-o-lantern!

man-o-lantern by Laynie November 5, 2006

12 o'cock 

The state of penis when it is facing north, 0 degrees, or 12 o'clock, usually tucked into the waistband.

"...and when she looked away I adjusted to 12 o'cock."

12 o'cock by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War by Frank West August 28, 2006

G.I.A.B.O. 

A coordinated rebellion to remove people in power in the political and financial arenas who are not being found guilty of their dishonest practices.

A comprehensive and sophisticated assault, organized by commoners in the work force against a small, elite group of bankers and politicians working harmoniously to destroy the free market.

Lloyd couldn't believe that G.I.A.B.O. had successfully spread throughout Africa, Europe and the United States.

G.I.A.B.O. by Kobayish October 23, 2011

S.O.W.G.A.S 

acronym: 'someone who gives a shit'
(pronounced: sew-gass)

"That's a great story. Really it is. But do I look like SOWGAS to you?"

S.O.W.G.A.S by EnzoYug May 18, 2005

Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

Can-O-Black by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

D.O.P.B. 

acronym for: "Drinking other peoples beer".

Dude, ...Why B.Y.O.B. when you can D.O.P.B.!

D.O.P.B. by Phat Brightness October 18, 2008