Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal

Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022

Water

That shit be wet af

She was water bruh WET AF

by Waterbewetaffff March 3, 2022

Zippy Bean Water

Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”

Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?

Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER

Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot

Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb

by Mother Greg March 4, 2022

Cucumber water

Class pure class.

This cucumber water is bitching.

by Noreo March 6, 2022

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

hotdog water

hotdog water is whats in bottom feeder carts the worst of the worst. It is pure pesticides and toxic heavy metals. It tastes like chemicals and gorilla ass.

nigga 1: aye bronem you want to hit this
nigga 2: fuck no I aint hittin that hotdog water thats fucking gorilla ass

by urmumlikedick August 7, 2021

Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .

Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!

by Justthatdude August 8, 2021