God Chief

The absolute Picasso of bonus surf, you cannot compete with his speed in the server or in the sheets. He is an artist.

God Chief is so fast my eyes hurt.

by LATAF April 30, 2021

Speak to the gods

What people say when they want you to take something up with the gods or as a comeback

Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS”

by Blah blah May 3, 2021

ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.

Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!

by Murph the Kenzo May 6, 2021

God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

God slut it!

This is a way of expressing anger when something bad happens. Instead of saying god damn it!...you say god slut it!

When my dad dropped a bulldozer on his thigh, he said "God slut it!" with much anger.

by whoa in a whoa March 3, 2012

God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011