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close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007
mugGet the close your eyes and think of Englandmug.

even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?
by Sexydimma November 16, 2014
mugGet the even walls have eyes and earsmug.

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.
Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!
by Eddy July 31, 2007
mugGet the See with your eyes not your handsmug.

blue eye balls

instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.
My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.
by runnergirlcolorado January 25, 2010
mugGet the blue eye ballsmug.

back of my eye lids

I'm going to go watch the back of my eye lids bitch
by Suck my cok February 20, 2017
mugGet the back of my eye lidsmug.

deep frie in your eye

when your getting head and then you lift your balls into your girls eye sockets so she cant see anything
babe im gonna put deep frie in your eye tonight.
by juan jeremias January 15, 2014
mugGet the deep frie in your eyemug.

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
mugGet the the pile of shit has a thousand eyesmug.

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