keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 21, 2024
by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.
by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022
girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
by lovesdinosaurs28 May 29, 2012
A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.
"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."
by bandzamakeherdance69 June 01, 2014
N. - A very mean person.
by sonoranfish September 23, 2021