Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

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meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

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boobus meat

boob region. simple enough. a term used by the attacker locating where they hit someone

did you see that cookie I threw? it hit her in the boobus meat.

by dumb cluck May 20, 2017

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hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

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Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

by Own_thing May 25, 2017

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smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

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