Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 13, 2008

brown lips

someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.

John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.

by bread infection December 9, 2009

Murphy Brown

The act of picking a murf and having some crap get stuck on your underwear.

Bill got a Murphy Brown after picking his murf since he doesn't wipe his ass properly.

by rj88 October 24, 2011

Doodoo brown

A person that says they are your friend but then acuses you of some stupid shit and pisses you off to the point of fighting

Michel is such a bitch... always siding with his little buddy and accusing me of some stupid shit ...what a Doodoo brown

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

half brown from the top down

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.

Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

poker in the brown eye

To engage in anal sex.

She wanted me to poker in the brown eye

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006

drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009