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Ear Bag

A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman is usually in a prostrated or subordinate position for the expanse of the process.

Sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scrotum, or get one of those testicle thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.
While Bryan likes tea bagging, Jay loves to ear bag.
by DDB Man July 30, 2009
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Bag of Dicks

Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

bag of dicks dicks 27 dicks bag-o-dicks
by Cherrynova33 December 29, 2015
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bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.
Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes
by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017
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Smash Bag

A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date
Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.
by Smash bag July 18, 2016
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bag of white

bag of cocaine also known as coke, is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted, inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of happiness, or agitation. Physical symptoms may include a fast heart rate, sweating, and large pupils. High doses can result in very high blood pressure or body temperature.Effects begin within seconds to minutes of use and last between five and ninety minutes. Cocaine has a small number of accepted medical uses such as numbing and decreasing bleeding during nasal surgery.
male 1:did ye here yer man got caught wit a bag of white down his jocks at a checkpoint
male 2:ye bet he was shittin mountains wen he heard bubba was his cellmate
by paddycha_ira_lad1234 November 13, 2016
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bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

Originated from the mock slang of middle class midwestern 20'somethings.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn is her bag ripped!"

2) Expressing a level of intoxication:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. January 2, 2009
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Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse
by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009
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