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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.
"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."
by Angeleek September 27, 2017
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off
i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.
by axsucker June 14, 2017
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Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch
random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobe” my nigga

random nigga: damn.
by bingusbump January 14, 2019
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crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
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Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020
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