Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 08, 2021

Tits up

Describing a female who has fallen asleep.

Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.

by Kosmikdebbris March 01, 2018

Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.

by MarvelousDrE June 05, 2020

Wobblie tits

Wobblie tits is a nick name for a over weight person

Hey look it’s “wobblie tits” he should join the football team he’d be good

by ndbvwdn l m d,s February 25, 2018

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 01, 2020

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques December 17, 2015

Emilys Tits

Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting

Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big

by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022