Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

by Kixx27 January 23, 2020

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017