Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party

"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Donald Trump's penis by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017

How big is your penis 

Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.

How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.

How big is your penis by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

sticking your penis in an electrical socket 

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

sticking your penis in an electrical socket by CareyB May 25, 2008

Pringle Penis 

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.

Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.

Pringle Penis by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012

time to penis 

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

time to penis by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011

nigga penis 

A nigga's penis. Therefore a nigga penis.

Bruh. look at that nigga penis.

nigga penis by Droggu May 18, 2019

Trump Penis 

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.

Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!

Trump Penis by konvviii February 9, 2017