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Duck butter

Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.
After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.
by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023
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butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).
"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"
by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012
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a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?
by peanutbabe August 26, 2018
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Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
by kittykay69 September 20, 2017
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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
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duck butter

similar "little ceasers" garlic sauce; in feel, smell, and taste; an condiment only found on the human body, stictly on the male body, somewheres between the balls and the asshole (taint) and within that vicinity you will always find some type of cheesy "duck butter"
me: GAG! (choking) URP!! (throwing up)
pig: WHAT THE FUCK ARENT YOU GOING TO FINISH ME OFF???
me: SMELLS LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS AND TASTES LIKE "DUCK BUTTER DOWN" THERE BRO TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCK OFF!
by nkclbc1878 September 4, 2023
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Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather
"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"
by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023
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