ass blaster

One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.

Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.

by brandon and zach July 8, 2004

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 4, 2003

lard ass

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

HIGH-BOOTY LOOKS LIKE A LARD ASS

by MZ DOUGLAS May 13, 2009

ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

by Pitas September 9, 2006

make ass

Origin: Pidgin English (Hawaii)

to be embarassed.

"Hoo brah, yesterday I went to the store and I wen' talk to one girl try fo' get her number... she said she was my auntie... Hoo, I MADE ASS"

by pupuledriver April 21, 2005

ass-baby

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!

by maty97 December 16, 2008

ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

by Berto2112 October 14, 2008