Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”
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spicy tit

when your mans being suspicious but you love him to much too much so you call him out vy calling him a spicy tit
"you're being a spicy tit, but i love you too."
by Tylerlover66 March 19, 2019
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Ms Tits

Ms tits is a bitch but she has the best tits and loves them tits sucked or squeezed and loves sweaty balls. She loves getting fucked to
Hey look it's a Ms tits fuck her jerry
by Mrballsacktitlover September 13, 2018
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torso to tit ratio

the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.
wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”
by nkop November 27, 2019
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tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.
John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
by S0lari0us June 10, 2023
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Tit lifter

A bra
My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better
by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 17, 2023
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