Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

Passport bro

Men who go to foreign countries to have sex with women and likely other men. Might do it with the underaged if consent laws are different or don’t exist in those countries. Male version of passport hoe. Might accidentally encounter a green card shark or a passport hoe if those women’s acting skills is convincing enough. Might also be living in their home country and whore themselves for green cards with a stupid, lonely rich woman over 30 who is a blown-out thot, has a house full of cats, and at least one divorce under her belt.

“I had a fun sleepover last night with a nice man from America and he promised to stay in touch with me after he left, but that phone number he gave me belongs to some woman in Romania. Oh no, I think he was a passport bro!”

by Stake Knife January 14, 2024

Bro-WOL

Broway without leave

John always hangs with his bro's. When John's life got a little crazy he stopped hanging out with his bro's. Refusing to answer calls or text messages. he was dishonorably discharged for going Bro-WOL

by lord73553 May 5, 2012

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

bro-fella

Bro-fella (n.) refers to a male person (also known as a fella) who is extremely close and endeared to someone, almost like a brother.

This term is a hyper-recent iteration of the term bro, and is used commonly by young people between the ages of 1-29.

I wanted to sleep with Stacy so bad, but unfortunately she doesn't see me that way and now I'm in her bro-fella zone.

Bro-fella, how about you and I start a business together?

I've known Jim since I was nine and a half years old, and he is my bro-fella.

by anonymous January 14, 2022

bro

A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on.

Barney Stinson is a total bro. I didn't even know what a bro was until I read "The Bro Code."

by Barney Stinson (Original Bro) October 21, 2015

Bro-Chillin

relaxing while hand is near their privates. Often used when hands are cold.

"Why is you're hand in your pants!?" "Relax, I'm just Bro-Chillin"

by Yikes247 November 4, 2020