Ace In The Hole

An ace in the hole is a phrase that describes someone who holds a large advantage. It is also an innuendo for being asexual.

Rosie: Come now Alastor she‘s much to young for you. Oh I’m just kidding I know you’re and ace in the hole!

Alastor: A what now?

by Madelineceleste February 10, 2024

Arse hole

Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.

The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020