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I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.
by kevi_48 September 8, 2020
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Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.
Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.
by Speeggggy July 10, 2024
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Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.
Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.
by RW1994 October 12, 2021
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water

noun
1.
a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
2.
a stretch or area of water, such as a river, sea, or lake.
"the lawns ran down to the water's edge"
one of the four elements in ancient and medieval philosophy and in astrology (considered essential to the nature of the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces).
"a water sign"
the water of a mineral spring as used medicinally for bathing in or drinking.
plural noun: the waters
"resorts where southerners came to take the waters"
a solution of a specified substance in water.
"ammonia water"
"My friend offered me a glass of water"
"He watered the plants in the yard"
by Weirdafuiufudisew July 9, 2019
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Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway
by x2 Salz February 1, 2021
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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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