James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021

Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!

Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!

by Briar January 19, 2023

James Flynn

Often very confused, overuses the words hardly and surely not. Enjoys to look at and possibly taste feet

"oh look I think I see James Flynn"
"Why is he bent over"

by Mr Flynn ryder November 27, 2023

james bryan

Handsome mechanic but sean kannery is more handsome from head to feet.

James bryan is broken hearted from alfie.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

James Alker

A ginger haired person who likes to punch other people

Someone: He just punched someone
Me: He is such a James Alker

by Gabe Itch in my ass June 14, 2022

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

James

James’ are pathological liars. They are master gas lighters. If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter one in the wild, most likely in the world of cannabis sales; run, don’t walk, away from them. They will suck the life out of you and make you think you’re the problem. The son of Satan himself 😂

Don’t pull a James

by VictoriaSteele0305 November 23, 2021