Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

Pooped on

Not literally being pooped on but destroyed in a fight or an argument

That dooode got pooped on

by Mulkey J January 11, 2019

Poop

thing comes out bunghole

I took a big poop

by Thing that's very smart February 5, 2020

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022

Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021

poop

gvcsjsdcvkjdshbvcklihdbsljcdsoh yeah

askn bdcasklcklsw poop

by getrickrolled6473 November 11, 2022

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022