blue ring of wait

The blue ring Windows 7 shows when it's sitting on its ass doing nothing.

Oh joy, I've got the blue ring of wait on my computer again.

by seoci May 18, 2011

Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

Blue Screen Of Death

(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath
Majroly happens on older versions of windows (even windows 1)
It happenes if you have like, 700 programs going at the same time.
Luckily, vista, windows 7, 8, and 10 (possibly xp?!) Has a safe mode so you can either go and repair/fix the file that got curropted Or you can just, not be an idiot and run over 9000 programs at once.

Friend: Blue Screen Of Death huh?
Me: The seventh time this week.
Friend: let me go over your house and see what is causing it.
(5 hours of repairing a file)
Me: Thanks dude!
Friend: NP. btw, have you concidered getting a MAC?
Me: Oh you mean the one that crashes 7 times each day?
Friend:.... shut up

by fire blades April 18, 2016

Blue jelly bean

A blue jelly bean is like blue balls but for a woman

Yo Ky I’m so horny rn I swear I got a blue jelly bean

by Your girl calls me daddy October 31, 2019

Blue coat school

It's a shit school
Seriously
I'd rather get stabbed in the throat 69 times over and over again until i die than go back to that shithole
Teachers are shit
Students are shit
The only good thing about it is that they have an alright canteen system but the prices are fucking high!!!

Blue coat school is a shit school

by Bbc gangster December 23, 2019

Blue Screen Of Death

1) A tried and true method for ensuring people need to buy new hardware after smashing their keyboard and/or mouse into their monitor. This never resolves the problem but is highly satisfying if you can afford it.

2) Mandatory, unexpected, frequent and infuriating intermission for Windows users.

3) Herpes for your PC, flare ups are painful and hard-booting may temporarily relieve symptoms. Frequent system maintenance can help if you don't flare up during, which gets exponentially harder to do. No cure, working as intended.

1) I have lots of extra money so I bought a Windows PC. Now i can place a recurring order for keyboards! Yay, Blue Screen Of Death!

2) I almost won that game but WINtermission snuck up on me. I'm gonna go step into heavy traffic to calm down.

3) Dude, I'm havin all kinda Blue Screen flare ups. I need to defrag, scandisk and pop some antibiotics.

by Machinations July 22, 2011

Blues Clues Crew

A gang of fine ass girls who smoke the herd everyday. they dont fuck around with anyone. they think of themselves as the new age italian maffia. they are not afraid to put you in your place and they will damn sure out smoke any other gang out there. their rival gang is the party rock crew. there color is blue. they are taking over this country so all you pussys best watch your self.

girl-did you hear the Blues Clues Crew is coming to our town

other girl- oh shit we betta run, the Blues Clues Crew dont fuck around.

by BCC_Paula. July 12, 2010