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John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier
John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something
by Johhhnnnn March 9, 2022
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The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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John Roblox Syndrome

John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
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John

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball
JoHn Is So HoT 🥵
by JaydonHater January 22, 2020
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John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.
Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."
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John

he is so John
by John Driscoll February 2, 2024
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John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
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