Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit

You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

pooping without consent

you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH

i am pooping without consent

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 10, 2019

Poop

Evelynn Elise Garcia

Damn look at that poop looking as girl there; she must be evelynn Elise garcia .

by Lifted Miniature Figures May 16, 2022

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

poop-nado

An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.

Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.

by Raz0rRaid0r January 26, 2023