Beef Nigga Penis 

Beef Nigga Penis is when your penis is bigger than a cow

Guy 1:Wow bro you got a Beef Nigga Penis
Guy 2: Yeah I know

Beef Nigga Penis by Bruhmoment696969 July 19, 2019

mushroom head penis 

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

mushroom head penis by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

jesus penis 

An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.

"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"

jesus penis by kkbabi April 12, 2010

Edging a penis 

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

Edging a penis by Your local bible November 20, 2017

popov penis 

An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.

Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?

Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.

Jon. ...rough dogg.

popov penis by Jonny Coldwar January 25, 2010

One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.

My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP

One penis policy aka OPP by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

Venis The Micro Penis by Gar Grim January 12, 2019