by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019
Get the National hold hands with your crush mug.“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*
“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”
“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”
by imademon October 2, 2019
Get the NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY mug.Guy 1: “Hey, today is National anybody but Jackson appreciation day”
Jackson: “Why do you hate me.”
Guy 1: “Because fuck you Jackson.”
Jackson: “Why do you hate me.”
Guy 1: “Because fuck you Jackson.”
by Shlongdong_69 April 21, 2020
Get the National anybody but Jackson appreciation day mug.National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020
Get the National Cumblast Your Mom Day mug.Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.
by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019
Get the National punch someone in the ball’s day mug.by Broguy69 December 11, 2020
Get the National flash your boyfriend day mug.A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.
Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.
by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021
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