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total love

Love where one only finds only his/her partner attractive. Where they only have feelings for each other. Where everyone else is inconsiderable.
He doubted that his girlfriend was reciprocating his total love after she had brought up the attractiveness of two other guys with him.
by Trolltastic June 18, 2012
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Love Diving

The act of donning a strap-on dildo and entering the man you love from behind, essentially parting the brown sea and plunging into the depths.
Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 15, 2015
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love chug

V. The act of two men holding eachothers meat whistles (typically over clothing) while each chug a beer. Only when both men are done their beer can they release the ding dong they are holding.

This is similar to the trust fall as each man is at the mercy of his partner. If you're done your beer and your partner is not, you must continue to hold his cock and beans until he is done. He can now release yours But you have to hold his pickle until he's done.
Hey Ed look at that...Dom spun the wheel of destiny and has to love chug with Dan.
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Love urself

The phrase 'love urself' is an exclamation and is commonly used to express annoyance towards either oneself or another being.

If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.

It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.
Shane: 'hey guys so um i bought some crocs, and i actually really like them'

Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'

Aimee: 'wow amaze'

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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*

Aimee: oh i need to love myself
by somethingsnazzy July 12, 2014
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love on the brain

When your love for someone is so strong it’s constantly on your brain.
“He makes me feel things I’ve never felt before”

Must be love on the brain
by heybestiezzzzz April 1, 2021
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teradactyl of love

The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken
Jim can't be himself at the party... his teradactyl of love is here.
by fribble_one April 23, 2010
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love addiction

when you are really, deeply in love with someone that you start "seeing them" everywhere when they're not actually there. The need and want for someone who's your crush and you're horny for them.
Tyler "saw" Ali at Target and thought that he touched her although he wasn't actually there. She also thought that she saw him in the shower and on a tv commercial. Her friend knew she had a love addiction with Ali, though she denies it.
by Yellow lover March 14, 2015
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