It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.
by homeless geoff January 14, 2013
Get the Crust of love mug.V. The act of two men holding eachothers meat whistles (typically over clothing) while each chug a beer. Only when both men are done their beer can they release the ding dong they are holding.
This is similar to the trust fall as each man is at the mercy of his partner. If you're done your beer and your partner is not, you must continue to hold his cock and beans until he is done. He can now release yours But you have to hold his pickle until he's done.
This is similar to the trust fall as each man is at the mercy of his partner. If you're done your beer and your partner is not, you must continue to hold his cock and beans until he is done. He can now release yours But you have to hold his pickle until he's done.
by Uncle Toast the Turtle Bird May 2, 2015
Get the love chug mug.The phrase 'love urself' is an exclamation and is commonly used to express annoyance towards either oneself or another being.
If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.
It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.
If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.
It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.
Shane: 'hey guys so um i bought some crocs, and i actually really like them'
Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'
Aimee: 'wow amaze'
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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*
Aimee: oh i need to love myself
Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'
Aimee: 'wow amaze'
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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*
Aimee: oh i need to love myself
by somethingsnazzy July 12, 2014
Get the Love urself mug.The act of donning a strap-on dildo and entering the man you love from behind, essentially parting the brown sea and plunging into the depths.
Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 15, 2015
Get the Love Diving mug.Love where one only finds only his/her partner attractive. Where they only have feelings for each other. Where everyone else is inconsiderable.
He doubted that his girlfriend was reciprocating his total love after she had brought up the attractiveness of two other guys with him.
by Trolltastic June 18, 2012
Get the total love mug.The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'
by udm111 February 28, 2010
Get the love yolk mug.The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken
by fribble_one April 23, 2010
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