Blue Screen Of Death

1) A tried and true method for ensuring people need to buy new hardware after smashing their keyboard and/or mouse into their monitor. This never resolves the problem but is highly satisfying if you can afford it.

2) Mandatory, unexpected, frequent and infuriating intermission for Windows users.

3) Herpes for your PC, flare ups are painful and hard-booting may temporarily relieve symptoms. Frequent system maintenance can help if you don't flare up during, which gets exponentially harder to do. No cure, working as intended.

1) I have lots of extra money so I bought a Windows PC. Now i can place a recurring order for keyboards! Yay, Blue Screen Of Death!

2) I almost won that game but WINtermission snuck up on me. I'm gonna go step into heavy traffic to calm down.

3) Dude, I'm havin all kinda Blue Screen flare ups. I need to defrag, scandisk and pop some antibiotics.

by Machinations July 22, 2011

operation blue canary

Used to describe the transfer of goods from one person to another through a 3rd person. When Preforming an Operation Blue Canary means you state the name of the person who the goods must get to the 3rd person who will drop them off. It can be from across the room passing a note, or across the world passing... something...

Guy1: "Hey dude, Operation Blue Canary"

Guy2: "Mmk, Im down, who's the target?"

*Guy1 points at girl with note*

Guy2: "Gotcha."

*Guy2 grabs note from girl and hands it to Guy1*

Guy1: "Thanks Man."

by LimitlessEnigma December 7, 2009

blue baby syndrome

A sort of "blue baby syndrome" can also be caused by methemoglobinemia. It is widely believed to be caused by nitrate contamination in groundwater resulting in decreased oxygen carrying capacity of hemoglobin in babies leading to death.

My baby is affected by blue baby syndrome, because here in this place groundwater is contaminated by nitrates.

by Literary Lord May 22, 2016

Blue jelly bean

A blue jelly bean is like blue balls but for a woman

Yo Ky I’m so horny rn I swear I got a blue jelly bean

by Your girl calls me daddy October 31, 2019

Blue coat school

It's a shit school
Seriously
I'd rather get stabbed in the throat 69 times over and over again until i die than go back to that shithole
Teachers are shit
Students are shit
The only good thing about it is that they have an alright canteen system but the prices are fucking high!!!

Blue coat school is a shit school

by Bbc gangster December 23, 2019

Blue Screen Of Death

(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath
Majroly happens on older versions of windows (even windows 1)
It happenes if you have like, 700 programs going at the same time.
Luckily, vista, windows 7, 8, and 10 (possibly xp?!) Has a safe mode so you can either go and repair/fix the file that got curropted Or you can just, not be an idiot and run over 9000 programs at once.

Friend: Blue Screen Of Death huh?
Me: The seventh time this week.
Friend: let me go over your house and see what is causing it.
(5 hours of repairing a file)
Me: Thanks dude!
Friend: NP. btw, have you concidered getting a MAC?
Me: Oh you mean the one that crashes 7 times each day?
Friend:.... shut up

by fire blades April 18, 2016

ride the blue wave

to go out drinking without much money, or to be with friends who are drinking when you cannot be drinking. The term comes from when funds are low and one must theoretically resort to other resources of alcohol (such as mouthwash) to get a buzz. Note this term does not imply drinking said mouthwash.

1: Would you like to go out drinkin' tonight?
2: No, I've no money. I'd be a fifth wheel.
1: Don't matter. Just ride the blue wave with us anyway, man.

by perlcub May 13, 2009