(noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025
Get the Shopper’s Boxmug. When you are a ocean fork slut that's laying spread eagel and he goes down and boxes it in ya sploof splinta and leaves his smegma
by Box hole February 24, 2022
Get the Boxesmug. A term used by Fortnite players to communicate fully surrounding a player in their builds, leaving them with no escape
"full boxed, 200!"
by boxed by tyrone January 1, 2022
Get the boxedmug. adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug. by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024
Get the Lego Boxmug. a insturment that the notes is made out of metal and the drum contains metal plucks called Pins to make the song of the music box itself
Ambience: Sankyo Music Box Plays "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay
by GTKCF2023 July 21, 2023
Get the Music Box (Insturment)mug. Slang for when a person mixes together two dangerous activities to form one even more dangerous activities. For instance, drugs and humping.
by dankmememanman June 24, 2019
Get the CHESS-BOXmug.