nacho cheese fountain

see tubgirl

man that picture of tubgirl looks like a nacho cheese fountain

by ??? April 15, 2004

goat cheese milkshake

its a milkshake with goat cheese. what else?

"I had a great goat cheese milkshake yesterday"

by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

from under cheese

the cheese like substance that forms under your foreskin.

"what's that smell?" "from under cheese" "dirty cunt!"

by pedobear's over friendly uncle September 15, 2009

I like cheese

The phrases "I like cheese" is most precisely used to point out a comment that was relevant some time in the past but is not relevant in the current context. It evolved over time to also point out any non-sequitur comment.

This was started during a discussion between two students at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN. The one student (from Minnesota) called the other student (from Wisconsin) a "cheese head". The conversation continued on to other topics and the "cheese head" comment was long forgotten. Several minutes and topics later, the student from Minnesota (likely feeling the pangs of guilt for the forgotten insult) turned to the student from Wisconsin and said, "I'm sorry I called you a cheese head. I like cheese."

Dora: What do you think about the current election year?
Kris: I think that both parties have a lot to be desired.
Jenny: Speaking of parties, there is one tonight at the Kappa's house!
Becky: Cool! Maybe we can get in for free!
Scott: Let's ask Matt!

Travis: I hope Ron Paul wins.

(dramatic pause while everybody looks at Travis)

Matt: I like cheese.

(everybody but Travis): Hahahahaha!

by Matt from GAC February 15, 2008

Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.

Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.

by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

Shizzling cheese cakes

A term meant to express flabbergastedness!

*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*

by The Dannzyz! November 8, 2010

montana cheese stick

This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.

"Hey babe, how about a Montana cheese stick for the road?"

by Briggsworth April 26, 2014