A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

A White collar Social event now removed due to budget concerns.
In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour
out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.
It could also be sort of a cake potluck
In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour
out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.
It could also be sort of a cake potluck
Hey everyone its cake day! its cake day! The big bosses want us to take a Paid! thirty later in the breakroom.
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.
by Sc0rch3d June 1, 2018
