Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

soul butter

What Wrestler New Jack calls his cum.

I was at the ECW show last night and New Jack threw his Soul Butter at my dad.

by Dickfoley January 2, 2021

butter your nutella

cumming in the asshole

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

Cum Butter

When you've been fucking so long the cum turns into butter

Holy Cow, we made a lot of cum butter today!

by Aphrodite_Eve October 29, 2025

Butters

When a person is class as more than ‘ugly’ so they’re classed as ‘butters’

friend 1: “seen tha enaiya rainbow?”
friend 2: “yeah bro she’s butters as fuck”

by UrBaN5678 December 12, 2021

hotel butter

The residue that's scraped off of used hotel sheets

I prefer my steak with a side of hotel butter

by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017

Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.

Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021