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Auzzie-King

The sweetest person ever. The one who's always there for you. The one that will keep you laughing. The one that nearly never fails to cheer you up.
OMG. I can't believe I met Auzzie-King.
by raoz December 2, 2011
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King Ghidorah

A fictional three-headed dragon kaiju (Japanese for "giant monster") featured in the popular Godzilla series. He is Godzilla's archenemy, which of course makes him one of the most popular monsters in the franchise. King Ghidorah is an enormous three-headed dragon with large wings, two tails, and no arms. He is usually depicted as a malicious alien monster from outer space that tries to destroy all life on planet Earth, only to be challenged and defeated by Godzilla himself.

Ghidorah can fly and travel through space, and can fire gravity lightning beams from all three of his mouths. His middle head acts as the dominant, intelligent and serious alpha, while the left and right heads are his minions, similar to trained attack dogs.

King Ghidorah is definitely one of the most badass villains in the Godzilla franchise. He is the Joker to Godzilla's Batman.
King Ghidorah is threatening to destroy the Earth and only Godzilla can stop him.
by Gojifan January 14, 2023
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Corner King

A guy that is often sitting on the side at a party but that everyone still has an amiable attitude towards and doesn’t find awkward.
A: Who else should we invite?
B: My roommate (name) is a bit introverted but he’s a Corner King.
A: Alright he can come.
by Eyelashesaredisgusting November 26, 2023
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short king

a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever

girl 2: short guys are lame

girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking

girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo

girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
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King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.
by JiggleB November 11, 2016
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The King

The title of the real dean Kelly or paddy jones
Guy : is that the king ?
Girl : fuck yeah it’s dean Kelly dard
by Kingpaddyjonesbro July 3, 2021
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king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.
Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.
by stinkysan July 31, 2025
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