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Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023
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doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.
Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
by Jason696969 April 24, 2013
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Juice

It's what you call alcohol after you're 21, because according to retarded dumb blondes that like to one-up everyone, once you turn 21 you don't call alcoholic beverages alcohol. They are called Juice.
On my 21st birthday, I drank some juice.
by asian_biotch June 7, 2011
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jawn juice

Any type of juice containing marijuana
Yo, wanna buy some Jawn Juice?

Sure!!
by MoistGoat5 September 18, 2023
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closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice
I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice
by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017
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Juice Boxing

The act of inserting a rolled up note or straw into a baggy and sniffing straight from said baggy

Similar to putting a straw into a juice box and sipping
I just Juice Boxed some Charlie

Yo, my G has just Juice Boxed some K and it out of it

Juice Boxing is the easiest way to snort C in a club
by Bass Man February 23, 2019
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JUICY JUICE

Fatback radial tire no knuckle havin ass with more pimples on its face than hair follicles on its body. Slower than nuggie buggie. No punch backs
Look there is juicy juice losing to nuggie buggie again. #FAFOTTF
by SHARKKING June 16, 2022
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