Simp

Patrick Long

Patrick Long is a simp

by urmomahoeee May 5, 2020

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!

Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.

by written anonymously. October 30, 2020

Simp

Simp translate to Andrew

You are a simp ( meaning you are an Andrew )

by Jik123 April 23, 2024

Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 21, 2022

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
-Candace Flynn

by Candace Flynn lover February 23, 2020

simp

me

me a simp

by kittyco animated YT July 29, 2020