beltway bro

A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.

Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.

The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.

by Alilbirdtoldme June 28, 2021

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019

Hoe bros

One women has sex with brothers at same time or years apart.

She is such a hoe bros.

by Braintrust563 February 7, 2018

Bro toe

The act of having your dick lips bulging out of your pants, like a camel toe for men.

Billy: Dude look army new tight pants!

Friend: Eww, what the fuck is that it looks like you have a camel toe.

Billy: No, it's a bro toe man, sexy right?

by Mr. Bro Toe July 12, 2014

Safar Bros

Funniest Samoan Brothers on The Internet

Safar Bros is a Facebook page introducing themselves as Brandon Safar (17 years old) and Tony Safar (19 years old). They appear to be brothers who created the page in 2015 to introduce themselves, likely for personal use.

by NorthBoy99 July 24, 2025