Bean

A bean is a precious, adorable, and selfless person, this term is also used for adorable things in general.

Person 1: "Did you see David, he's such a precious bean uwu!!"

Person 2: "I know, he's too much of a bean qwq!"

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu February 5, 2020

bean

a shorter version of the slur "beaner" which is a person of Mexican decent. So if you are not at least 50% Mexican, don't say it.

you are a bean.

by moosecoose February 26, 2022

Aphrodite The Bean

Short

They're just short man idk Aphrodite The Bean is short like they're 5'4 and say they're average WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

by fiuck you May 13, 2022

Beans

Proper definition of beans : letting er eat and having a hell of a time doing it. Fucking shit up, hitting the behh, whipping shitties

Killing a limit of mallards is beans

Breaking your arm is not beans

by Beansgiver69 January 31, 2021

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

knockin beans

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS

Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!

by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021