Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009

Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.

Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.

by MNS2057 October 28, 2021

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

Bean

A fraud or certi waffler

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive

by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021

Bean

A single bean

I love bean

by Hank 69 June 20, 2019

Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.

Look at her, she's such a precious little bean.

by UrbanDictionary421 November 24, 2021