get out my eye

backup phrase used when someone says somethin out the way.

Boy: Dang! Homegirl got a DONK! She lookin like Buffy the Body.

Girl: Get out my eye wit that mess.

by liljesus January 08, 2009

Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.

I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.

by Dexter G November 21, 2009

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

Fucked my eyes out

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 14, 2008

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman May 30, 2009

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 06, 2011