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John Cena

Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
by hola nino September 24, 2021
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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
by Pscho beech December 11, 2023
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John Bounce

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
by MostUrban November 2, 2021
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John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like jack goodings, who has no clue who he is.
Whos that with you jack? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.
The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.
by claraowo March 11, 2018
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JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'
by rainbriones March 8, 2022
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John

A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman
John likes zoe

John is Reagan friend
by Redhemzzzz September 27, 2022
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