jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

Tying off

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.

yo stoner bro, you tying off with a solid band so that you can constrict your blood and get high from heroine more effectively and faster in the bathroom.

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.

by nikolai on the couch November 14, 2016

pop off queen

when somebody who identifys as a woman that does something cool or 'pops off'

GIRL 1 : *does something cool*
GIRL 2 : yessss pop off queen

by daisycow February 4, 2021

Gay Naked Pose Off

A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.

The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.

Nick: Hey, I'm bored.

Shawn: Me too.

Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)

by Bronies4Eva227 September 19, 2011

jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016

Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.

Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!

by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010

Tip-off

When two men have erections in normal settings, such as school or at the office, and they bump into each other while walking and touch penises.

My friendship with Jones changed forever.

What happened?

...A tip-off...

Wow, that must have been a hard time. I mean a rough time.

by Hot Cats December 20, 2013