two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004

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clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.

I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.

by Dexter G November 20, 2009

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irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

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Fucked my eyes out

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

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