Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"
"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
by svrcmplx January 10, 2025
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