the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008

Suck me dry

A male or female Sucking a penis so much it feels dry

Male 1:Suck me dry mami
Female:OK "starts sucking"

by Dirtygirl3000 November 4, 2018

dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.

Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me

by Chris Waltham August 1, 2010

give me a pump

Offering a friend a ride on your bicycle. Usually on buddy pegs, or on the handlebars.

Hey man, I don't feel like walking. Will you give me a pump?

by Ryan Mathews May 27, 2008

playing me close

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.

"Man my damn boss be playing me close".

by Javi mane September 14, 2015

the fuck me harders

an insane band from the stamford, ct ska/screamo underground
there so fucking underground they dont even know who they are sometimes

also see:
jesus christ and the moses humpers
butt plugs and shoulder shrugs

do you have a copy of the new fuck me harders cd? ahh i didnt think so, there so fuckin underground

by Frank February 24, 2005

fuck me pink

rosco #339 gel filter or also known as "Broadway" pink

I'm looking for fuck me pink lighting here, people.

by b@be May 4, 2008