Butter

a ingredient for many foods stupid

can you hand me the butter?, because i want to make some cake.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Snuffle Butter

When a female goes to suck a males penis, and accidentally hits her forehead with his penis, missing her mouth.

"Dude! Last night Sarah totally Snuffle Buttered like 10 times!"
"Well she was drunk man".

by smitjor2 September 14, 2015

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021